Gollum Express by Miriathia
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Gollum: My cave
(Gollum standing in cave waving at camera)
Gollum: my fish
(Gollum waking fish on rock)
Gollum: M-my PRECIOUS.
(Picture of ring turning around in flame)
Gollum: No matter where I take tricksey hobbitses my precio…. I mean ,card always goes with me
Picture of American express card with Gollum scrawled on it.
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That’s quite funny! It begs for a series of ads (maybe a “What’s in your wallet/ pocket?” one, and of course, one of the cost/ priceless ads. I think there’s a typo, however: “waking” for whacking fish on rock.