Disclaimer: I own nothing of from Good Charlotte or The Lord of the Rings.

Note: The Fellowship is traveling away from the city of Minas Tirith on horse or ponyback. Everyone is VERY bored. Aragorn is not with them, for remember, he is the King of Gondor now!

Frodo: Sam, I’m bored. All we see are rocks and plants. Wow, more rocks and plants and…

Sam: Let me guess….um….more rocks and…hey look!! A birdie!!

Frodo: Hello birdie!! Um…bye birdie *admits with disappointment as bird flies away*

Merry: Pip, I never thought that riding would be so boring.

Pippin: Yeah, so, wada’ ya wanna do?

Merry: Donno, wada’ ya wanna do?

Pippin: I donno, wada’ ya…

Merry: Look Pip…

Pippin: What? When? Where? Why? How?

All: PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frodo: *rolls eyes* THINK OF SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pippin: Ok, ok , ok, ok! umm………I know! *begins to sing* The bear went over the mountain…

All: PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pippin: Sorry.

Legolas: I know!!

All: What?????

Legolas: You know that pirate song Aragorn made up??

All: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT THAT AGAIN, LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!!!

Frodo: *begins to sing*

Oh my love, please don’t cry!
I’ll wash my bloody hands and we’ll start a new life!
I don’t know much at all, I don’t know what to say
All I know is that I love you!!!!*

All: FRODO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frodo: Sorry………….

Sam: *begins to sing*

Hold on, if you feel like letting go!
Hold on, it gets better than you know!
Don’t stop looking, it’s not over!
Don’t stop searching, you’re one step closer!*

Frodo: You could’ve sung that in Mordor, Sam!

Sam: *blushes*

Pippin: I’m thirsty

Merry: Got milk? *snickers* I don’t have milk, but I have water, here

Pippin: Thanks! *drinks all of it*

Gandalf: Merry! Now you don’t have any water! And why did you take Merry’s water, Pippin?!?!? You have you’re own!!!

Merry and Pippin: *begin to sing*

Emergency, call 911!
He’s pissed off at everyone!
Police, Rescue, FBI!
He wants a riot, he wants a riot!*

All: Merry!!!!!!!!! Pippin!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry and Pippin: *snicker, snicker*

*silence*

Merry,Pippin,Sam and Frodo: *begin to sing*

One day I woke up knowing today is the day that I die
Cashdog was barking, went to the park and enjoyed it on last time
Called my mother, told her I loved her and begged her not to cry
Wrote her a letter that said I’d miss her and signed it goodbye…

You know the happies day in my life
I swear that the happies day in my life is the day that I died
Can you feel the cold tonight?
It sets in, but it’s alright
Darness falls, I’m letting go
All alone, but I feel fine

We took a ride and we rode through The Shire
To see the places we lived
Long conversations
We talked of old friends and all of the things we did
Summer nights, drunken nights
Mistakes we made…did we live it alright?

You know the happies day in my life
I swear that the happiest day in my life is the day that I died
Can you feel the cold tonight?
It sets in, but it’s alright
Darkness falls, I’m letting go
All alone, but I feel fine

You know the happiest day in my life?
You know the happiest day in my life?
I swear the happies day in my life is the day that I died!
Can you feel the cold tonight?
It sets in, but it’s alright
All alone, but I feel fine

Did I live it right?
I hope I lived it right
I know I lived it right*

Gandalf, Legolas and Gimli: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

All Hobbits: Sorry, it’s just such a joyful song

Gandalf, Legolas and Gimli: NO IT IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!

*they all begin to bicker about the song being right or not. So they are no longer bored, for everyone is argueing*

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*From the CD Good Charlotte: My Bloody Valentine, Hold On, Riot Girl, and The Day That I Died. I even tweaked it a bit, so some of this is not the actual words.

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