Just Plain Weird: A Talk Show by mirkwoodgrl123
(Cathen and I are sitting in our “studio”…OKAY, IT’S CATHEN’S BASEMENT! Cathen and I are on a couch, waiting for our interviewee. I don’t own LOTR, anything to do with LOTR, or any of the people on this show, except myself.)
Cathen: Start recording, camera man!
Kristy: I’m not a camera man! I’m just recording your dumb show! I’m only getting paid a buck!
Cathen: If you don’t start recording, you won’t get paid anything!
Anne: Wait a second! OH, JANITOR!
Talia: (comes out of bathroom with a toilet plunger) What?!
Anne: There is a crumb on the floor! Pick it up now!
Talia: (walks over and picks up crumb) How come I’m the janitor?
Anne: Life isn’t fair, kiddo. Live with it!
Cathen: Okay, you can record now.
Cathen: Welcome to the Anne and Cathen Show, where we interview LOTR characters.
Anne: We’ll ask them questions and reveal answers, because that’s what a talk show does!
Talia: No kidding, Detective.
Anne: Go plunge your toilets!
Cathen: Let’s introduce our interviewee, Legolas!
Legolas: (walks in waving) Hi!
Anne: Hey, buddy! There’s no audience.
Legolas: Why not?
Anne: Well, this isn’t really a talk show. We’re just people put into a story described as a talk show and-
Cathen: I think we get it!
Anne: Right. Sorry.
Legolas: (sits down)
Cathen: So, Legolas, how do you feel about the recent rumors about you being drunk and having sex with a dwarf who you didn’t know?
Legolas: Well, I did get drunk but…
Anne: He admits it!
Legolas: NO! No, there was no sex. I just got drunk, okay?
Anne: But can we say that you had sex with a dwarf you didn’t know?
Anne: It would be a great publicity statement.
Legolas: I don’t-
Cathen: Wait! Let’s say that it was a male dwarf!
Cathen: Okay, next question.
Cathen: There has also been talk of a gay Legolas fan group. How do you feel about that?
Legolas: Well, I don’t have a problem with it.
Anne: Did you hear that?! He likes it!
Legolas: That’s not what I said!
Anne: Oh, this is precious! He has just revealed he’s a homosexual.
Legolas: No, I like women!
Cathen: A bisexual, I see!
Legolas: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (Runs away)
(Complete silence except for the sound of plunging toilets)
Anne: Was that our fault?
Cathen: Yeah, I think so. Oh well. We can always bring him back.
Anne: Yeah, that’s true.
Cathen: (turns to camera) Well, join us next time on the Anne and Cathen Show! We’re just two weirdoes waiting to talk to our LOTR idols.
wow, nice dudes, do one on souron! (or gandalfs secret fancies, )
safe dudes, an’ keep it up.
*falls on floor laughing* *gasps for air* *dies from laughing too hard* *gets back up* I LOVED IT!!!!!!! we should TOTALLY actually do that on our next sleepover!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is really funny! please write more!
Anne, this is your sister Talia. How rude!No Anne it is not funny I am not and will never be a janitor!!!
*lol* Haha! That was great, but it was too short! You should do more! 😀 *rofl* Sounds like a show my sister and I did called “Eowyn and Arwen’s Cooking Stew/Show”. 🙂 *lol* Hilarious…
Funny attacks. Good job
*pout* they didn’t put up chapter 2 yet!!! And i liked the keyboard bit we put in…..
That’s er….kinda sick…
That was hilarious. Please PM me when the next part is up!!!
*blink blink*…*cracks up*
*is attempting to keep a straight face* Bfff–*starts laughing*–hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
It’s Muwhahahahahahahahahaha, so you’re both right.
You weren’t kidding when you called it “Just Plain Weird”, put it that way. Still, please, please write more!