*Disclaimer Note: I do not own any LOTR characters or the locations used in this Fan-Fic*
This is my first fan-fic, so please be nice. 🙂
Please R&R and if you have any ideas, please let me know. And I got this idea from the Some road trip fanfic so sorry if it seems like i copied the story.

LOTR Around The World Modern Trip
By 51105

I will be using the location of New Zealand as Middle-Earth seeing as that is where the movies were filmed. Some of our favourite LOTR characters have decided to go on an around the world trip around the modern world, going from Africa to Europe to Asia to North America to South America to Australia. But their first stop is to get supplies. The characters going will be Aragorn, Arwen, Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Boromir, Legolas, Gimli and Gandalf as well as the four hobbits: Merry, Pippin, Sam and Frodo.

We start off in a local Rohan supermarket, in the sweets aisle with Eowyn and Arwen busy arguing about what sweets to buy. Eowyn wanted the opposite sweets that Arwen suggested seeing as Arwen got Aragorn. Arwen didn’t want any of the sweets that Eowyn suggested seeing as she tried to take Aragorn. Aragorn, Eomer, Faramir, Boromir, Legolas, Gimli and Gandalf pretended not to know them and walked into the next aisle.
“Sure, leave it to you to choose the sweets with sugar in them! It can make you fat!” yelled Arwen, getting angrier by the second.
“But who wants to eat sugar-free chocolate? It’s so bland.” Eowyn yelled back.
“You mean other than me, Aragorn, Legolas and your darling brother Eomer?” Arwen asked casually seeing as she was trying to prove a point.
“Aragorn only eats it because you make him eat it. He should be allowed to choose what to eat by himself.” Eowyn said just as casually as Arwen.
“How dare you?!” Arwen shouted.
Their argument started to get louder and louder so the others, except the hobbits who were nowhere to be seen, decided to go ahead and get everything that was needed. By the time they were paying, Gandalf was given the frightful job of fetching Arwen and Eowyn because they were still arguing about who knows what. When Gandalf, Arwen and Eowyn caught up with the others, they finally noticed they were short of four hobbits. (no pun intended)
“Where could they possibly be?” asked Legolas impatiently.
“Beats me. I think I saw them head towards the fresh produce aisle.” Gimli said not knowing what was wrong with that sentence.
“WHAT?! “everyone else screamed.
“And you didn’t even try to stop them?” Aragorn asked.
“They are four hobbits. How much trouble can four hobbits get in?” asked Gimli very puzzled.
Then all of a sudden the four hobbits came running from one of the aisles with numerous shop assistants in hot pursuit.
“I don’t know why they’re so upset. It’s only a couple of carrots.” yelled Merry looking back at the shop assistants.
“And a few cabbages!” Pippin informed Merry.
“Along with some potatoes” Sam added in.
“As well as some mushrooms.” said Frodo.
“Yes, my point is they are clearly overreacting. Run!!” yelled Merry.
They were so worried about the shop assistants chasing them that they forgot to look where they were going and crashed straight into the rest. The hobbits were so small so the shop assistants couldn’t see them under all the shopping bags and gave up looking for them.
“That, Gimli, is how much trouble four hobbits can get into.” Gandalf said not sounding in the best of moods.
“Now what did I tell you about stealing?” Aragorn asked the four hobbits.
“Never get caught?” Pippin suggested.
The rest except for the hobbits, who were dusting off their clothes after falling, glared at Aragorn.
“Er…….no.” Aragorn hesitated. *He noticed the others glaring at him* “I told you not to steal!”
“Oh yes!!” Frodo said remembering what Aragorn told them on a previous trip to the Gondor supermarket.
The others stopped glaring at Aragorn and glared at the Hobbits.
“Yeah, you told us not to steal…….” Merry said after taking a trip down memory lane.
“……..In front of the others” said Pippin finishing the sentence.
Everyone else continued to glare at the hobbits and Aragorn.
“So this is what you teach the hobbits when they visit you in Minas Tirith?” Eomer asked inquisitively.
“No. Of course not. How ridiculous!!” Aragorn said defending himself.
“Are you sure?” Arwen asked looking not so happy.
“Come on or else we will be behind schedule.” Aragorn said, quickly changing the subject.
They were almost out the door, when Merry noticed something.
“How can we be behind schedule if we only leave tomorrow?”
Then everyone (except the hobbits and Aragorn) continued to glare at Aragorn.
“We will have to talk about this later,” Arwen said sounding very angry. When Arwen was in a bad mood, no one argued with her, not even Eowyn. After that, they all left to get some rest before their big trip.

Will anything go wrong on their trip?
What can go wrong on their trip?
Will Arwen forgive Aragorn?
Will you people give nice reviews?
Stay tuned to find out the answers to these questions!!!!!

This is only the introduction and I promise, the next few chapters will be a lot funnier.

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