Something to do with LotR

Narrator: Ummm…. So what’s this story about?
Frodo: Dunno…
Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell…
Narrator: Then why do I need to be here?
Frodo: You have to say stuff… I guess…
Narrator: Ok… We’ll start in Hobbiton… Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin are going to Bree… Because, um… They’re bored!
Merry: Real original.
Narrator: Shut up.
Pippin: So, where are we going?
Sam: To Mordor.
Pippin: WHAT?
Frodo: He’s just kidding Pippin.
Pippin: Oh…
Merry (in an extremely bored tone): My, this is ever so exciting.
Frodo: Oh my yes.
Narrator: Ok I can take a hint! I’m leaving! You can get a new narrator! *Leaves*
Evil narrator: I’m the narrator now! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Deep breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Frodo: Riiiiight…
Evil narrator: All of the sudden a giant gorilla jumped out of the woods!
Frodo: Say what?
Narrator on a sugar high: AND THEN ARAGORN CAME FALLING FROM THE SKY AND STARTED SWINGING HIS SWORD AIMLESSLY!
Pippin: I’m scared.
Sam: Aren’t we all?
Aragorn: Help!
Narrator on a sugar high: *giggling* and then, and then, and then…
Frodo: I think he’s caught in a loop! Now’s are chance!
Narrator: Then Merry, Pippin, Sam and Frodo all tied up the narrator on a sugar high and stuffed a sock in his mouth.
Frodo: We need to get rid of this guy!
Pippin: No kidding!
Sam: He could put Middle Earth into utter chaos!
Elrond: Then there is only one thing you can do *dramatic pause* you must cast him into the fiery chasm from whence he came!
Pippin: His mother’s womb?
Elrond: NO! The only way you can get rid of him is if…