The First Band of Middle Earth by pippin05
I own none of the characters involved with this story. I’m just borrowing.
The First Band of Middle Earth
Chapter 1 ~ The Idea
Merry: I’m bored… *yawn*
Pippin: Me too… *gets up and stretches* Want to go hang out at the Green Dragon?
Merry: Nah, I’m still hung over from yesterday.
Pippin: I told you pints shouldn’t be introduced to the Shire! You did more singing and dancing last night than you did at Sam’s bachelor party!
Merry: Hey! I’ve got an idea! We could start a band!
Pippin: Sounds great! Except one problem: there is no musical talent in the Shire.
Merry: What about what’s left of the Fellowship?
Pippin: Now that’s an idea! But how will we contact them? The mail service isn’t exactly speedy around here…
Merry: What about email?
Pippin: Email?
Merry: It’s my brilliant invention. I gave a computer to each member of the Fellowship before we parted so we could stay in touch. Except Boromir, that is, you know, since he sort of… departed before the rest of us…
Pippin: Computer?
Merry: *pulls out laptop to demonstrate* Here’s an email from Frodo. It’s some funny jokes.
Pippin: *reads email and laughs* Those are funny! I especially liked the one about the monkey on the bench!
Merry: Ok then. I’ll send a message saying to meet at Rivendell. It should be deserted with all the elves gone.
To be continued…
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26 Comments
I love it so far, I can’t wait for the next part!
great story! write more!!!
Bizarre…but very funny. Can’t wait to see more!
I’ve got to say, this is very cute. 🙂 It had me laughing the entire time I was reading it. Keep up the good work. *impish grin*
cross out what I said before, it seems I’m blind today and I missed the fact that there are 3 chapters not just 1. anyway its funny and I’d love to read more.
Very entertaining. More about pip!!!
pretty average as far as content goes but it DEFINATELY has me wanting to hear what happens..add more soon please!!!!
very funny and creative it needs more though
I like chapter 3:
Legolas: (still thinking) Hey! Her nostrils get really big when she’s mad!
Eowyn: Blah, blah, blah…
Legolas: (still, still thinking) I wonder how many peanuts she can get up her nose when she’s mad…
Kewl… ^_^
Eowyn better not get a peanut up her nose…
~Taffy 🙂
this is a very funny story! please write more!
I love this story! I was laughing sooooo hard, I broke 7 ribs and now need a body cast. I guess I’ll check out your story again when I get back from the hospital. *ambulence sounds in background*
such an awsome story keep it up!!!!
LOL!!! I luv it!! More chapters, please!! What happens next?!?!?
I really like it!! Write more!!:)
write moor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it and have legolas use the peanut please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
more more more more and more peanuts
more more more momore more more more more more more more more re more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more more please i loved it, (bye the way this screenname is ued bye 2 peeps, sry for 2many reviwes! ^.^; )
Jeeze this is sooo funny, I cant wait till you finish it!!! LOL!!! five gold stars.
I love this story! I sat here and roared so hard tears came to my eyes. Great, great; keep it up!
Personally, I hate having Legolas turned into a sissy, but this is so funny!
HA HA HA I LOVE IT SOOO FUNNY
I really do like it. It has a good plot, but being the Legolas fan that I am I am not to excited about the whole Legolas-is-stupid-and-girly deal. In the books he has a really good personality, actually. I do like your story, though. Keep it up! Awesome!
PLEASE write more chapters! It was so hilarious it made me cry (especially Legolas’s peanut up Eowyn’s nose)!
Please write some more too your story The First Band of Middle Earth.Its really funny.
ElfSapphire
i can’t wait for the next one! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE write more!!!
V. good so far. keep writing.