The Halls of the Fathers by pottedplant
READ MY DARLINGS!!! REEEEEAAAAADDDD!!!
Disclaimer:Anything that I rip off is not mine, but when I rule the world, they will be mine as well as “Friends”, and “Joey”, and “Seinfeld”. This is not a threat.
Anyway… our story begins…AT THE END!!!
Theoden: Eowyn. My body is broken, you have to let- what are you doing?
Eowyn: I’m cutting off locks of your hair to sell to tourists.
Theoden: Can’t that wait?
Eowyn: *reluctantly puts away scissors* What?
Theoden: Act sad.
Eowyn: Must I?
Theoden: If you don’t, you’re outta the will.
Eowyn: WHYYY!?! Why do you have to go dearest Uncle?! WHY?! *sobs*
Pippin: *walks by juggling oranges* Somewhere! Beyond the sea! Somewher-
Theoden: What are you doing?
Pippin: Lightening the mood of the story.
Eowyn: *sniffs* Do I smell something burning?
Pippin: Faramir! *runs away*
Theoden: Right. I’m bored. *dies*
Merry whips out his guitar and begins to play “Stairway to Heaven” for the fallen king, and Eowyn goes back to cutting pieces of Theoden’s hair off.
BEGIN OTHER SCENE!!
OTHER SCENE BEGINS NOW!!!
Theoden plummets… a lot. He plummets and plummets until…
Theoden looks around in shock at the crispy golden yellow sea of corn in which he has landed.
Mandos: Dude! I was gonna eat those!
Mandos: Oh, you’re in shock. Well let’s just get ya outta these corn chips and let you adjust. Ok?
LOL LOL LOL LOL x 1000000000!!!!!!!!! Hilarious story!!! Update soon please!!!!!!!!!! Poor Mandos, never gets to eat his chips does he… awww… 😉
Laughing my precious off! This is cute; I like the sister bit. And really creative. 😀
I will gladly review, as your story amuses me mucho. I love the fireball (but of course *I* would >.~). Yes. So. Great story idea. Please continue. Sharkey’s orders! ^_^
That was awesome! Most of the time I was just like, “wth?” in the midst of laughing, wich made it even more great! So, please have another chapter!Will Mandos ever get his chips? Will Theoden ever figure out what’s going on? Will Gimli ever get a Muffin? I must know! so many unanswered questions!
OMG!!! That is the besstest funniest thing I’ve read ever! Write more *begs and pulls out bag of corn chips* PLEASE???
Weird but i like weird it was very funny
I love this story! *opens bag of chips* SPIDERS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*snicker* *snicker* hahaha i have chips….. *munch* *eat*
anywho UPDATE DARNIT!!!!!!!! *shakes fist* WHY WONT YOU UPDATE?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???? WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU????