READ MY DARLINGS!!! REEEEEAAAAADDDD!!!

Disclaimer:Anything that I rip off is not mine, but when I rule the world, they will be mine as well as “Friends”, and “Joey”, and “Seinfeld”. This is not a threat.

Anyway… our story begins…AT THE END!!!

Theoden: Eowyn. My body is broken, you have to let- what are you doing?

SNIP

Eowyn: I’m cutting off locks of your hair to sell to tourists.

Theoden: Can’t that wait?

Eowyn: *reluctantly puts away scissors* What?

Theoden: Act sad.

Eowyn: Must I?

Theoden: If you don’t, you’re outta the will.

Eowyn: WHYYY!?! Why do you have to go dearest Uncle?! WHY?! *sobs*

Pippin: *walks by juggling oranges* Somewhere! Beyond the sea! Somewher-

Theoden: What are you doing?

Pippin: Lightening the mood of the story.

Eowyn: *sniffs* Do I smell something burning?

Pippin: Faramir! *runs away*

Theoden: Right. I’m bored. *dies*

Merry whips out his guitar and begins to play “Stairway to Heaven” for the fallen king, and Eowyn goes back to cutting pieces of Theoden’s hair off.

END SCENE!

BEGIN OTHER SCENE!!

OTHER SCENE BEGINS NOW!!!

Theoden plummets… a lot. He plummets and plummets until…

THWAP

CRUNCH

Theoden: Uh…

Theoden looks around in shock at the crispy golden yellow sea of corn in which he has landed.

Mandos: Dude! I was gonna eat those!

Theoden: Blatubvad…

Mandos: Oh, you’re in shock. Well let’s just get ya outta these corn chips and let you adjust. Ok?

Theoden: Blatubvad…

Mandos: Whatever.

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