Warning to Arwen by NaesseAnwamane
Arwen Undomiel!
Damn you to deepest hell!
A traitor to your kind,
A dirty thief to mine.
Arwen Evenstar!
Just look at what you are!
A she-elf, not a woman,
Keep your hands off the humans!
Arwen Elrond’s Child!
You’re getting all too wild!
Is Eowyn of Edoras,
Running off with Legolas?
Arwen of the Wood!
Your daddy knows what’s good!
Go find an elven boy,
Sail off and sing with joy!
Arwen!
Don’t mess with Men!
Leave him alone now, will you?
Or else I’ll have to kill you!
4 Comments
NO matter what you say that is some pretty serious Arwen bashing!
Thanks for saying what we all feel! Finally somebody said it!
heh it’s funny. woman and human…they sort of rhyme… 🙂 i really think that u’ve written better stuff. try to calm urself before writing a hate poem lol. it’ll turn out more poetic.
Haha! I think we all sota think Arwen should have found some elf dude. Great poem!