SAM: Welcome to who’s line is it anyway Lord of the Rings Style! Or Contestants are Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo, and Gandalf. Our first game is song titles where the contestants can only speak with song titles. If they take to long to answer then I get to buzz them out.
LEGOLAS: Miss Independent
ARAGORN: I am
LEGOLAS: Sex and candy?
ARAGORN: Yes
LEGOLAS: Friday night
ARAGORN: * flatly* Ladies night
LEGOLAS: Try again?
ARAGORN:……..*buzz*
FRODO: I think I’m in love with you
LEGOLAS: Stupid Cupid
FRODO: Call me
LEGOLAS: Get over your self
FRODO: as long as you’re loving me
LEGOLAS: ………*buzz*
GANDALF: Don’t go knocking on my door
FRODO:…….*buzz*
ARAGORN: Whose bed have your boots been under?
GANDALF:….*buzz*
LEGOLAS:(pointing to elf in the audience) isn’t she lovely?
ARAGORN: Just a girl
LEGOLAS: I wanna Dance with Somebody
ARAGORN: Never Ever
LEGOLAS: Shake your Booty
ARAGORN: uh,……..*buzz*

SAM: Our next game is Scenes from a hat. As usual, before the show we had the audience write down some scenes they want acted out and we put the best ones in this hat. Once again this games for all 4 of you. I’m going to read the suggestions and you’ll come up with ideas. Rejected tryouts for the Fellowship

ARAGORN: ~stepping forward~ “Next applicant? Wait a minute…you’re a knife…..GANDALF quit moving objects
~audience chuckles

FRODO: ~ “Orc. Orc. Orc. Tree?”

GANDALF: Tree, Orcs, Hobbits, Human, Elves, Dwarfs, a Wizard…Hmm I know I’m forgetting someone Oh yeah we need a stupid Hobbit like thing to stalk Frodo.
GOLUM from audience: I only stalks master cause I wants master…..I mean the ring!

LEGOLAS: Hmm your very good at swords but you only have one arm so you can’t play Aragorn.

SAM: Things you should never do/say after heavy drinking.

FRODO: Sam, I have to say this…I’m gay and you’re hot!

ARAGORN: People of Gondor I have come to claim the thrown, my queen is however an Orc!….I mean Elf.

ARWEN: Hey!

Legolas steps forward~

LEGOLAS: ~weaving on his feet and pretending to aim his bow toward right stage~ “Stupid Orcs.” ~shoots arrow~

FRODO: OW! DO I LOOK LIKE AN ORC TO YOU!

LEGOLAS: ~squinting his eyes~ “Oh, sorry Frodo. Thought you was an Orc.” ~weaves back to his place ~ *BUZZER*

ARAGORN: ~stumbles forward as if drunk, kneels, ” Legolas you can have me.” Pretends to fall asleep*BUZZER*

~Aragorn gets to his feet and starts to step back only to have Gandalf stop him so they’re facing each other~

GANDALF: ~pretending to put nail polish on Aragon “Hic.” Whoops Missed. You’ll look great now that your arm looks like it’s bleeding”*BUZZER*

LEGOLAS: ~weaving on his feet and pretending to look for enemies ” Nope is all clear”

ARAGORN: RUN ORCS!

LEGOLAS: ~squinting his eyes~ “Oh, My bad” ~weaves back to his place beside Frodo~ *BUZZER*

GANDALF: You shall not pass! Woops sorry Frodo here’s your head back.

ARAGORN: Growing up I always wanted to be Buffy the vampire slayer

SAM: Good news, bad news

FRODO: ~sighing~ “Well, I destroyed the ring, but I went insane in the process.” *BUZZER*

LEGOLAS: ~tilting his head to the right, thoughtfully~ “Well, we had a nice trip until we sent Boromir over Rauros Falls in a great funeral, but we realized after he went over the falls he was still alive…or had been until then.” *BUZZER*

SAM: Things not to say to an orc

LEGOLAS: Whooo what did you eat it smells worse then death! * BUZZER*

GANDALF: You know some Clearasil will clear that skin right up *Buzzer*

FRODO: I got some nice hobbit for you the only thing you have to do is become a vegetarian

LEGOLAS: Yeah and then you can have a tea party with the council

ARAGON: That outfit makes you look fat. *BUZZER*

LEGOLAS: Nice dress. oh and you have a hat to go with it. oops that’s your hair.

SAM: PROPS! Aragorn you and Legolas get this nice foam circle. Gandalf you and Frodo get this nice VHS Tape

LEGOLAS: ( sets the circle down and stares) Hmm after the cave troll stepped on Gandalf this all we could find. his smashed hat.

FRODO: Disney anyone?

ARAGORN: ( places circle on ground and pulls Legolas on stage) Poor Frodo he didn’t even have a chance against that troll

GANDALF: Aragorn this tape shows you and Arwen having…….

ARAGORN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ELROND from audience: Please NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

LEGOLAS: Hmm, ( hold up the circle) PERFECT! look at the hat I got Gandalf for his birthday!

FRODO: Barney anyone?

EVERYONE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Legolas Faints)

ARAGORN: (fans Legolas with the circle) BREATH!!!! Whooo Thought we lost you after Gandalf breathed on you.
FRODO: Shhhh this tape shows Aragorn wearing a dress.

LEGOLAS: Who’s idea was it to Christian the cave troll?
*Buzz buzz*

SAM: bad times to use the athletic butt slap.

Legolas and Frodo step up.
~Legolas starts to shoot and arrow; Frodo slaps him on the butt. Legolas nearly hits Aragorn.

Legolas: Great Frodo You made me loose my last arrow.
Aragorn: FRODO! keep it up and you won’t be the ring bearer for long!