You know you are turning into a hobbit… I know you do!
Here’s how we know…

You start asking your parents to make second breakfast, elevenses, afternoon tea, dinner and supper along with the usual daily meals.

You have a stash of veggies in the fridge that you took from Farmer Maggot.

You paint your bedroom door green and renovate your room so that it fits your small size.

You catch yourself singing, “The Road Goes Ever On and On” in the shower.

And while you are driving.

And while you are walking.

You keep having strange cravings for some old Toby.

And Longbottom Leaf.

Even though some say those are one and the same.

When someone asks you where you went on vacation, you answer, “There and Back again!”

Or tell them all about your journey to the Lonely Mountain and about the dragon and the spiders and show them your new shiny sword.

Or you just tell them to read the book – it’ll be out next summer, anyway.

You continue to get in trouble with your parents for dancing on the table with your cup of hot chocolate that you call your “ale.”

Not to mention Singing while you dance on the table.

You put curlers in your hair when you go to bed so that you can have good hobbit hair when you wake up.

Unless, of course you already have good hobbit hair.

You put hair growth formula on your feet so they will grow very fuzzy.

You have a garden that you spend all your time in.

If you were ever to marry someone, it would have been Rosie Cotton (if you are a guy).

Or Elijah/Billy/Dom/Sean/Ian (if you are a gal).

You are obsessed with your new shiny ring…

My preciousss…

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