I’ve got a hungry stomach down in my gut,
Down in my gut, down in my gut.
I’ve got a hungry stomach down in my gut,
Down in my gut to stay.

And I’m so hungry, so very hungry,
Last I ate was three or four days ago.
And I’m so hungry, so very hungry
If I don’t eat something soon, down I’ll go.

I’ve got a huge, enormous, wracking headache up in my head,
Up in my head, up in my head.
I’ve got a huge, enormous, wracking headache up in my head,
Up in my head to stay.

And I’m so moody, so very moody,
This elf is teasing me relentlessly.
And I’m so moody, so very moody,
Are we there yet; I am getting sleepy!
Are we there yet; I am getting sleepy!
(And) I’ve got to stop ‘fore Aragorn kills me.

(Note: This is when Gimli, Aragorn, and Legolas are chasing after Merry and Pippin, after the hobbits’ capture by the Uruk-hai)