*Frodo and Sam are on mount Doom, and Frodo is pondering a dramatic way to cast the ring in the magma. Suddenly, all the Fellowship (even Boromir), Saruman, Haldir, Faramir, Elrond , Arwen, Éowyn, Éomer, Galadriel, Celeborn, Denethor, Theoden (even if the last wo are dead), an elven army, a bunch of orchs and Uruh-Hais, and a couple of people I forgot to name just appear, joyfully, and starts encouraging Frodo by singing:

99 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
99 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
98 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

98 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
98 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
97 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

97 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
97 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
96 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

96 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
96 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
95 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

95 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
95 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
94 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

94 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
94 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
93 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

93 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
93 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
92 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

92 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
92 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
91 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

90 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
90 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
89 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

*The elven army, the orcs and uruk-hais and a couple of other people just discourage themselves and pop out

89 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
89 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
88 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

88 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
88 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
87 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

87 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
87 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
86 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

86 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
86 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
85 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

85 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
85 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
84 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

84 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
84 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
83 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

83 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
83 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
82 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

82 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
82 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
81 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

81 rings to destroy on mount Doom,
81 rings to detroy!
If one of them fall in the magma
80 rings to destroy on mount Doom!

*everybody except Merry and Pippin pops away and they are left happily finishing the song alone.