By Gwenniel
Parody of "A girl worth fighting for" by Disney (Mulan)

[Chorus]
ALL: “For a long time we’ve lived as if all is just good.
Haven’t let the tales of horror ruin our nice mood.
But after moving words and facts revealed,
truths told by Fëanor — ”
FËANOR: “Lo, look what we got:
A cause worth fighting for.
That’s what we got,
A cause worth fighting for!”

[Verse 1]
FËANOR: “The jewels fairer than the Trees
And shining light of Star!”
FINGOLFIN: “Our father and our sire,
for him we’ll go to war.”
FËANOR: “It’s eastwards where we now will go to kill Lord Melkor,
For stealing gems and ruining Ennor.
Death,
blood,
war,
Yes!”

[Chorus]
FËANOR: “And the Valar thought their stupid curse subdued us,
That their blatant smoke and mirrors really fooled us.”
ALL: “You can see the Noldor have no fear, for we will go to war,
Especially since
The cause worth fighting for!”

FËANOR: “Oh, quit your whining Teleri,
We needed ships real bad.”
FINGOLFIN [mutters]: “I have to admit it wasn’t the best idea you’ve had.”
FËANOR: “Let’s take our bows and shiny swords and keep on going!
The western wind will soon start blowing!”

[Chorus]
FËANOR: “As our captain I can choose whom I take with me.”
FINGOLFIN: “As your closest kin I hope you include family…”
ALL: “And the Valar see that we are strong and follow Fëanor.
He gave us this:
A cause worth fighting for!
Fëanor gave a cause worth fighting for!

A cause worth fighting for!”

Print Friendly, PDF & Email