Aragorn:I’m gonna be a mighty king, so Urukai beware!

Legolas:I’ve never seen a king of Men with quite such greasy hair

Aragorn:I’m gonna be the main event
Like no king was before
I’m brushing up on looking good
AND CHECK OUT MY COOL SWORD!!

Gandalf:Thus far a rather uninspiring thing

Aragorn:Oh, I just can’t wait to be king!

No one saying ‘shoot this’
No one saying ‘run there’
No one saying ‘slay that’
No one saying ‘flee here’
Gandalf: NOW FLEE HERE!!

Aragorn: Free to chill with Arwen all day. Free to do it all my way!

Frodo:I think it’s time that you and I
Arranged a heart-to-heart

Aragorn:Kings don’t need advice
From little hobbits for a start

Gandalf:If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out!
Out of service, out of Middle-Earth
I wouldn’t hang about!
Maybe I can hit him with my sticky-thiiing!

Aragorn: Oh, I just can’t wait to be king!
Everybody look left…

Everybody look right…

Everywhere you look I’m–

Standing spotlight!

Boromir:Not yet!

Chorus: Let every elf go for broke and sing
Let’s hear it in Lorien and in Hobbiton,
any sane person should just ruuuun.

Aragorn: Oh, I just can’t wait to be king!

Oh, I just can’t wait…

To be king!