By Turoccar Numello
Parody of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" by Kristen Bell

Gandalf: (knocks on door of bag end) Frodo? Do you want to kill a Balrog?
Let’s go and slay some orcs
There is a new shadow here,
In Middle-Earth,
Since Sauron came again.
Saruman lives in Orthanc,
He’ll give advice. (maybe)
I wish we could go on a quest.
Do you want to kill a Balrog?
It doesn’t have to be a Balrog.

Gandalf: (knocks on door of bag end) Frodo? Do you want to kill a Balrog?
Or fall down a great big crack?
I think some kind of quest is overdue.
The Nine are coming to
Destroy all Middle-Earth.
It gets a little scary,
All these giant lands,
Just watching the orcs march by

Gandalf: (knocks on door of bag end) Frodo?
Please, I want to kill it.
That Balrog deep in Khazad-dûm
I say “have adventures”
So get ready to
Go on a quest to save
All of Middle-Earth
We only have to throw that
Ring into the Cracks of Doom
We should show the world
What small Halflings can do

Do you want to kill a Balrog?

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