Elendil: Don’t go breaking my sword
Sauron: hah! I already did
Elendil: Sauron, if I get bored
Sauron: I know I’m on your list

Elendil: Don’t go breaking my sword
Sauron: I already stepped on it
Elendil: Sauron when you come near my house
Sauron: you’ll bite off my head

Elendil: Everyone knows it
When I was down
You stepped on my sword
Everyone knows it
Right from the start
You hated my sword
You hated my sword

Elendil: So don’t go breaking my sword
Sauron: I might break it again
Elendil: Don’t go breaking my sword

Elendil: And nobody told me
`Cause nobody showed me
My broken sword
Elrond: I think we can mend it

Elendil: So don’t misunderstand me
You broke my favourite sword
You put the sparks to the flame
I’ve got your head in my sights