By MiddleEarthBabe
Parody of "Up is Up and Down is Down" by Barney and Friends

Legolas: When I look up, it’s an eagle I see
When I look down, it’s an orc shooting at me.
Everywhere, all around
The eagles are up and the orcs are down.

Gimli and Legolas: Eagles are up,
And Orcs are down
Everywhere, in every town.

Wherever we go,
It’s the same although,
An Orc may be up and an Uruk-hai down.

Gimli: Walk up the steps, then look around,
Now that I’m up Aragorn throws me down.
It’s no fun to do. Legolas might see.
But while I’m up I can hit 33.

Aragorn and Legolas: He walks up,
Then he’s thrown down.
Everywhere, from platform to ground.

Wherever we go,
It’s the same although,

Legolas: I may jump up then jump back down.

Aragorn: You can kill up high,
But they’ll shoot you down low.
Dodge out of the way,
And off you go!

All: Shoot up high,
And dodge down low,

Gimli: Up and down can be deadly you know!

Gimli and Legolas: Eagles are up,
And Orcs are down
Everywhere and all around.

Aragorn: Wherever we go,
It’s the same although,
An Orc may be up and an Uruk-hai down.

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