By Miriathia
Parody of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" by Unknown

You know Samewise, and pippin, and merry and Bilbo, Rosie and Gaffer, and Deagol and smeagol. But do you recall the most famous hobbit of all?

Frodo the big eyed hobbit
Had very big blue eyes
And if you ever saw them
You would even say they shine! (like fireworks)

All of the other hobbits
Used to laugh and call him names (like bug eyes)
They never let poor Frodo
Join in any hobbit games (like the chicken dance)

Then one foggy midsummers eve
Gandalf came to say
“HO HO HO, Frodo with your eyes so bright, won’t you destroy the ring tonight”
Then all the hobbits loved him (loved him)
As they shouted out with glee (WHOOPIE)
Frodo the big-eyed hobbit
You’ll go down in history!!!!!! (like the movies)

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