By ElfwithAtatude
Parody of "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield

Frodo was a friend,
Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine.
But lately something’s changed, it ain’t heard to define
Frodo’s got himself a Ring and I want to make it mine.
Sam’s watching me with those eyes
And Frodo’s lovin’ the Ring, I just know it
Yeah and he’s holdin’ it in hands late, late a night.

You know, I wish that I had Frodo’s Ring
I wish that I had Frodo’s Ring,
Why can’t I find a Precious like that?

I’ll play along with this charade
That doesn’t seem to be a reason to change
You know I feel so sneaky when Frodo starts talking brave,
I wanna tell him that I want it but the point is probably moot

‘Cause Sam’s watching me with those eyes
And Frodo’s lovin’ the Ring, I just know it
Yeah, and he’s holdin’ it in hands late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Frodo’s Ring.
I wish that I had Frodo’s Ring,
Why can’t I find a Precious like that?

And I’m looking in the mirror all the time
Wonderin’ why I can’t get the Precious back,
I’ve been tricky, I’ve been slick with the lines
Ain’t that the way love’s supposed to be?

Tell me, why can’t I find a Precious like that?

You know, I wish that I had Frodo’s Ring
Wish I that I had Frodo’s Ring
Why can’t I find a Precious like that?
Like Frodo’s Ring
I wish that I had Frodo’s Ring
I want, I want Frodo’s Ring

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