*As the Fellowship enters Lorien, Haldir and his brothers start singing*

Haldir of Lorien is pretty elf

H: If you offer me orc, I’d rather have uruk-hai
If you put me in a tree, I would much prefer the ground
If you put me on the ground, then I’d rather have a tree.
If you equip me with a sword,then I only want a bow
If you put me with a bow, then I’d rather have a sword

Chorus: Haldir of Lorien is a pretty elf

H: And there isn’t any need for me to shout it.

C: For he will do as he do do

H: And there’s no doing anything about it

C: Haldir of Lorien is a terrible bore

H: Oh,can I come in then I wanna go out
I’m always on the wrong side of every door.
I like to climb tall trees, but I make such a fuss if I can’t get down

C: Haldir of Lorien is a pretty elf

H: And there isn’t any need for you to doubt it

C: For he will do as he do do

H: And there’s no doing anything about it

C:Haldir of Lorien is a pretty elf

H: My disobliging ways are a matter of a habit.
If you offer my fish then I always want a feast
When there isn’t any fish then I won’t eat berries
If you offer me honey then I sniff and sneer
For I only like what I find for myself
So you’ll catch me me in it right up to my ears
If you put it away on the sugar shelf

C: Haldir of Lorien is artful and knowing

Hadir of Lorien

H: Doesn’t care for a cuddle
But I punch you in your arm in the middle of your sewing
For there’s nothing I enjoy like a horrible muttle

C: Haldir of Lorien is a pretty elf
Haldir of Lorien doesn’t care for a cuddle
Haldir of Lorien is a pretty elf

H: And there isn’t any need for me to spout it

C: For he will do as he do do

H: And there’s no doing anything abou-t it!