By Celandine Burrowes
Parody of "Gimme Gimme Gimme (a man after midnight)" by ABBA

Half past twelve
And I’m watching the Elves work on my throne all alone
How I hate to spend the evening without jewels
Mirkwood winds
Blowing outside my palace as I think about the stone
And it makes me so depressed without my stone

There’s not a soul out there
Who doesn’t want my Arkenstone

Gimme gimme gimme
A Dwarf after midnight
Won’t somebody help me
Lock the Dwarf lord away
Gimme gimme gimme
Thorin after midnight
Chase them through the darkness
To the break of the day

Why do Dwarves
Find the end of the rainbow with a fortune won
It’s so different from the world I’m living in
Tired of dreaming
I open the window and I gaze into the night
But there’s nothing there to see no one in sight

There’s not a soul out there
Who doesn’t want my Arkenstone

Gimme gimme gimme
A Dwarf after midnight
Won’t somebody help me
Lock the Dwarf lord away
Gimme gimme gimme
Thorin after midnight
Chase them through the darkness
To the break of the day

Gimme gimme gimme
The heart of the mountain

Gimme gimme gimme
My heart of the mountain

There’s not a soul out there
Who doesn’t want my Arkenstone

Gimme gimme gimme
A Dwarf after midnight
Won’t somebody help me
Lock the Dwarf lord away
Gimme gimme gimme
Thorin after midnight
Chase them through the darkness
To the break of the day

Gimme gimme gimme
A Dwarf after midnight
Won’t somebody help me
Lock the Dwarf lord away
Gimme gimme gimme
Thorin after midnight
Chase them through the darkness
To the break of the day

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