By WhiteWarg
Parody of "Perfect" by Simple Plan

Frodo: Gollum, look at me
Think back and talk to me
Was the journey according to plan?
And do you think I wasted my time wanting to follow the lights?
But it hurt when you pulled me out of the swamp

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to reach Mount Doom
I’m never gonna give the One Ring to you
I can’t pretend that I’m all right
When you plan to bite me!

(Chorus)
‘Cause we lost the Ring
Sauron’s gone forever
I’m sorry, I’m just a Hobbit
Now it’s just too late
Sam and I’ve gone back
I’m sorry, I’m just a Hobbit

I try not to think
About the pain on my finger
Did you know you used to be my guide?
All the days you spent with us
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don’t care anymore

And now I’ve tried hard to make it
I have finally reached Mount Doom,
I didn’t want to give the One Ring to you.
I can’t stand another bite
Should have known Sam’s right!

(Chorus)

Nothing’s gonna bring you back from the dead,
No one’s gonna wear the Ring again!
Leave and don’t come back
I can’t believe I went to Mordor with you
But now I understand

(Chorus x2)

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