By rangerelderaen
Parody of "Wichita Lineman" by Glenn Campbell

(Sung by Sam in the Glenn Campbell style)

I am a Hobbit from the Shire
And I walk familiar roads.
Lookin’ in the cupboard for another wooden bowl-
To feed my group of many hungry friends
Who are always at my home.
And this hobbit from the Shire
Is tired but kind.

They say I need a long holiday
Far away from all my kin.
But who will do the cookin’ if ol’ Sam is gone away?
And I really like to cook now,
Yes, I do cook all the time.
So this hobbit from the Shire
Stays tired but kind.

And I really like to cook now,
Yes, I do cook all the time.
So this hobbit from the Shire
Stays tired but kind.

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