By Loslote
Parody of "I Hope You Dance" by Carrie Underwood

I hope you never lose your sense of adventure
You get your fill to eat
And always keep that lembas
May you never take one single meal for granted
Eru forbid elves ever leave you empty handed
I hope you still feel small
When you stand beside Boromir
Whenever one Orc dies, I hope one more attacks
Promise me you’ll give life a fighting chance

And when you get the choice to stay at home or go
I hope you go
I hope you go

I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Living might mean taking chances
But they’re worth taking
Leavin’ might be a mistake
But it’s worth making
Don’t let some eye-driven Orc
Leave you dying
When you come close to giving up
Reconsider
Give the Ring-bearer
More than just a mushroom feast

And when you get the choice to stay at home or go
I hope you go
(Time is a real and constant motion always)
I hope you go
(Rolling us along)
I hope you go
(Except when you’re)
I hope you go
(In Lothlorien, where time stands still)
(Where have those months gone?)

I hope you still feel small
When you stand beside Boromir
Whenever one Orc dies, I hope one more attacks
Promise me you’ll give life a fighting chance

And when you get the choice to stay at home or go
Go
I hope you go
I hope you go
(Time is a real and constant motion always)
I hope you go
(Rolling us along)
I hope you go
(Except when you’re)
(In Lothlorien, where time stands still)
I hope you dance
(Where have those months gone?)

(Go not to)
I hope you go
(The elves, for they will tell you ever)
(Both yes and no)

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