If You’re A Middle-Earth Character and You Know It
By Merenwen_Silvan
Parody of "If you're happy and you know it" by Alfred B. Smith
If you’re a hobbit and you know it stomp your hairy feet
If you’re a hobbit and you know stomp your hairy feet
If you’re a hobbit and you know it and you really want to show it
If you’re a hobbit and you know stomp your hairy feet
If you’re a hot elf named Legolas kill an orc
If you’re a hot elf named Legolas and you really want to show it
If you’re a hot elf named Legolas kill an orc
If you’re a wizard and you know it smoke a pipe
If you’re a wizard and you know it smoke a pipe
If you’re a wizard and you know it and you really want to show it
If you’re a wizard and you know it smoke a pipe