By Merenwen_Silvan
Parody of "If you're happy and you know it" by Alfred B. Smith

If you’re a hobbit and you know it stomp your hairy feet
If you’re a hobbit and you know stomp your hairy feet
If you’re a hobbit and you know it and you really want to show it
If you’re a hobbit and you know stomp your hairy feet

If you’re a hot elf named Legolas kill an orc
If you’re a hot elf named Legolas and you really want to show it
If you’re a hot elf named Legolas kill an orc

If you’re a wizard and you know it smoke a pipe
If you’re a wizard and you know it smoke a pipe
If you’re a wizard and you know it and you really want to show it
If you’re a wizard and you know it smoke a pipe

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