By Loslote
Parody of "I'll'll Make a Man Out of You" by Disney

Let’s get down to business – to defeat Sauron
Is this guy a Hobbit when I wanted a Man?
You’re the saddest guy I’ve ever met
But you can bet before we’re through
Frodo, I’ll make a Man out of you

Tranquil as the Entwine
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You’re a spineless, pale pathetic guy
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make a Man out of you

“I’m never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me”
“Boy, was I a fool to ever trust Master”
“This Gollum’s gonna kill us all”
“Hope Master doesn’t see right through me”
“Now I really wish that I knew how to swim”

(Chorus:)
Be a Man
We must be swift as the Winged Nazgul
Be a Man
With all the wisdom as the great Elrond
Be a Man
With all the strength of a ranger fighting
Mysterious as a wizard in the gloom

Time is racing toward us till the Uruks arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You’re unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you’re through
How could I make a Man out of you?

Be a Man
We must be swift as the Winged Nazgul
Be a Man
With all the wisdom as the great Elrond
Be a Man
With all the strength of a ranger fighting
Mysterious as a wizard in the gloom

Be a Man
We must be swift as the Winged Nazgul
Be a Man
With all the wisdom as the great Elrond
Be a Man
With all the strength of a ranger fighting
Mysterious as a wizard in the gloom

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