By Lentiadok
Parody of "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" by The Lion King Soundtrack

Aragon:
I’m gonna be King Elessar
Of Gondor, so beware!

Elrond:
Well, I’ve never seen a king of Men
with such disgusting hair!

Aragon:
I’m gonna restore Gondor,
Like no king has before,
I’m training hard,
I’m killing orcs,
I’m gonna wash my hair!

Elrond:
Which now is like a, greasy mop-like thing…

Aragon:
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!

No more meany Dark Lord
No more greasy mop-hair
No more Ring of Power
I just found a pear!

Elrond:
Thats MY pear!!!

Aragon:
What am I doing here anyway?
Maybe I’ll become a the King today!

Elrond:
I think that you should let Arwen,
Go to Valinor.

Aragon:
When I’m king I’ll need a queen,
She’s staying here forever more!

Elrond:
You think she’d choose you over me,Elessar,
I’m her dad!
There is no chance, well there’s a chance,
If she did I’d be real sad!
Aragon, you really can not sing!

Aragon:
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!

Everbody look left.
Everbody look right.
Everywhere you look I’m,
Stealing the spotlight!

Random Villagers:
We sure don’t give a rip about who’s king!
We showed up out of nowhere just to sing!
Where’s thet little dude who has the Ring!?!

Aragon:
Oh I just can’t wait to be King! (x3)

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