Just Can’t Wait To Be King
Aragon:
I’m gonna be King Elessar
Of Gondor, so beware!
Elrond:
Well, I’ve never seen a king of Men
with such disgusting hair!
Aragon:
I’m gonna restore Gondor,
Like no king has before,
I’m training hard,
I’m killing orcs,
I’m gonna wash my hair!
Elrond:
Which now is like a, greasy mop-like thing…
Aragon:
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
No more meany Dark Lord
No more greasy mop-hair
No more Ring of Power
I just found a pear!
Elrond:
Thats MY pear!!!
Aragon:
What am I doing here anyway?
Maybe I’ll become a the King today!
Elrond:
I think that you should let Arwen,
Go to Valinor.
Aragon:
When I’m king I’ll need a queen,
She’s staying here forever more!
Elrond:
You think she’d choose you over me,Elessar,
I’m her dad!
There is no chance, well there’s a chance,
If she did I’d be real sad!
Aragon, you really can not sing!
Aragon:
Oh I just can’t wait to be king!
Everbody look left.
Everbody look right.
Everywhere you look I’m,
Stealing the spotlight!
Random Villagers:
We sure don’t give a rip about who’s king!
We showed up out of nowhere just to sing!
Where’s thet little dude who has the Ring!?!
Aragon:
Oh I just can’t wait to be King! (x3)
17 Comments
Lol
haha!
This is one of my ALL TIME favourite parodies, it’s GENIUS!!!!
the conversation between elrond and aragorn is hilarious!!!
i also love how the random villagers turned up out of nowhere, SO FUNNY!!!!!!
FUNNY!
This is so funny! It really is genius.
hilarious
GENIUS!!!! LOOOOOOLLLL
LOL
he heee 🙂
This is the best parody I’ve seen! Absolutely hilarious!
“Where’s that little dude who has the ring?” hahah! I love it.
Love it!
Lol
*laughs really hard* *can’t breathe* Oh my stars, it’s so true, in the movies it looks like he’s never ever washed his hair, let alone seen a hairbrush. Lol.
Oh my God!!! I freaking love it!! “greasy mop-like thing” I’m dying!!!!! XD
This really is the best song for him 🙂
LOL
the greasy mop thing part is pure genius!!love it!