Coming from Osgiliath
and what did I see
Legolas was running
away from the city

And then I saw some kids
who just got out of bed
I asked them what was going on
and this is what they said

Oh, Jingle Bells
Frodo smells
Leggy’s got a bow
Shot Rohan’s king
and took his ring
Look at Leggy go

Jingle Bells
Gimli smells
Leggy’s got a gun
hit bomb unseen
blew up Lorien
LOOK AT LEGGY RUN!!