Always see them in the wood
shooting like Robin Hood
Lorien elves, they want sympathy
all they do is piss and moan
on top of their woody thrones
talking about how hard life can be.

And if those elves should
take a walk out of the wood
I don’t think they would survive
I they spent a day or four
living like the people in Gondor
I think they’d stumble and they’d fall
They would fall

Lifestyles of the elves in Lorien
They’re always complaining
always complaining
cause Orcs are such a problem
now they’re going to the Havens
think we should rob them

Did you know if you’re and elf
you could kill an Orc
you wouldn’t break a sweat
it wouldn’t feel like work
as long as you got the bow and the arrows

Did you know if you were caught on the evil side
better get your horse and take a ride
You could always just run to Mordor in the East.

And if those elves should
take a walk out of the wood
I don’t think they would survive
I they spent a day or four
living like the people in Gondor
I think they’d stumble and they’d fall
They would fall

Lifestyles of the elves in Lorien
They’re always complaining
always complaining
cause Orcs are such a problem
now they’re going to the Havens
think we should rob them

Lifestyles of the elves in Lorien
You got the clothes, bow and arrows and hair
Just stop complaining

Lifestyles of the elves in Lorien
Lifestyles of the elves in Lorien
Lifestyles of the elves in Lorien