By Merenwen_Silvan
Parody of "Little Bunny FooFoo" by Paul Brett Johnson

Little hobbit Frodo hopping through the forest picked up the One Ring and put it on his hand

Down came the good wizard and the good wizard said, “Little hobbit Frodo I don’t want to see you hopping through the forest and picking up the one ring.”

So the next day…

Little hobbit Frodo hopping through the marshes picked up the One Ring and put it on his hand.

Down came a Ring Wraith, and this is what he said, “Little hobbit Frodo you know that I can see you when you take the one ring and put it on your hand.”

So the next day…

Little hobbit Frodo hopping across Mordor picked up the one ring and put it on his hand.

Down came Gollum and this is what he said, “Little hobbit Frodo, even though I can not see you I’ll take the Precious and bite it off your hand.”

And so he did

The moral of the story is you don’t wear the One Ring, the One Ring wears you!

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