*LOTR characters dancing and singing together*

ALL: we came to dance dance dance dance

SMEAGOL: I’m real weird ’cause I got no pants pants pants pants

LEGOLAS: gonna go kill some oliphaunts phaunts phaunts phaunts

RANDOM ORC: you suck you maggots, now form ranks ranks ranks ranks

ALL: YEAH YEAH

ELROND: guys, this is a really weird soonnngg!! yeah it’s a reeaallly weeeirrd soonnggg!!!!

BILL THE PONY: NEIGH?

ALL: we like to dance ’cause we can kick some butt
singin’ OOOHHHH YEAH, singin’ OOOOHHHH-

PIPPIN: what?

MERRY: Pippin you gotta keep up with this song

ALL: singin’ OOOHHH YEAH!! THAT’S RIGHT?

ARAGORN: cause I’ll go rock this club, I’ll go rock all night!

GANDALF: though your greasy hair gave me such a fright!

SAM: Gandalf told you once, now he’ll tell you twice!

GANDALF: your greasy hair gives me such a fright!

SMEAGOL: why am I here here here here?

FRODO: dunno maybe you should disappear pear pear pear!

SAM: too right Frodo my dear dear dear dear!

ARAGORN: hey look, Arwen’s over there there there there!!

ELROND: HEY HEY!!

GIMLI: this song goes on and on and on…..

ALL: yeah it goes on and on and on!!!!

PIPPIN: what?

SAURON: hey puny hobbit give us back the ring!!

NAZGUL: singin OHHH YYEAAHH!!

FRODO: no way!!!

SAM: Frodo, let’s just go destroy the ring!!

FARAMIR: YEEEAAAHHH!!

PIPPIN: NOOOOO!! – wait, what?

FARAMIR: my brother’s dead, thought I’d just mention that!

GANDALF: your dad’s dead too, but that’s because he’s BATS!!

SAM: Frodo I’ve told you once, now I’ll tell you twice, we gotta destroy the ring,
-oohhh that cake looks nice!!

FRODO: I’m gonna take the ring and
I’m gonna chuck it into Mount Doom!!

SAM: yeah you’ll chuck in the ring and
Mordor will explode with a BOOOOOMMMM!!!

ARAGORN: I’m gonna put Andúril in the air!

LEGOLAS: and my bow in the air!

GIMLI: and my ax in the air!

ALL GOOD GUYS: YEAH YEAH YEAH

ALL BAD GUYS: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

* Middle-earth instrumental – the fellowship bust some moves *

FELLOWSHIP: we all worship Frodo ’cause he’s the best!!

FRODO: don’t forget SAMWISE GAMGEE!!

(ALL: yeah whatever……)

GANDALF: let’s rid Middle-earth of all evil!!

SAURON: I don’t think so!!

NAZGUL: whatever He says!

ARAGORN: well I think I’ll just go and wash my hair

LEGOLAS: and I’ll hang out with Gimli

ELROND: I don’t really care

FRODO AND SAM: yeah we’ve told you once we’ll tell you once more
we will take the ring into MORDOR!!!!

*song ends- everyone walks away*