By bandgeek
Parody of "My Immortal" by Evanescence

(Sung by Gollum)

I’m so tired of being here
Suppressed without my Precious near
Why must you be
Trapped in the hands of a Halfling
Your presence still lingers here
And it won’t leave me alone

Your leaving won’t seem to heal
Your lure is just too real
There’s just too much sweet fishies cannot erase

When you’d shine I’d admire your shiniest shine
When you’d gleam I’d love your gleamiest gleam
I held you in my hand for all of these years
But you still have
All of Smeagol

You used to captivate me by your resonating light
Now I’m bound by the life you left behind
Taken by that Halfling thief, Baggins
That memory chased away
All the sanity in Smeagol

Your leaving won’t seem to heal
Your lure is just too real
There’s just too much sweet fishies cannot erase

When you’d shine I’d admire your shiniest shine
When you’d gleam I’d love your gleamiest gleam
I held you in my hand for all of these years
But you still have
All of Smeagol

I’ve tried so hard to track you down when you’ve been gone
But while you’re with Baggins, I’ve been alone, all alone

When you’d shine I’d admire your shiniest shine
When you’d gleam I’d love your gleamiest gleam
I held you in my hand for all of these years
But you still have
All of Smeagol

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