By Galadreil112
Parody of "One Way Or Another" by Blondie

* Gollum Is Sitting alone near a small spring while Sam and Frodo rest. He starts to hum, and then breaks out into song…*

One way, or another, I’m gonna find ya,
I’m gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya
One way or another, I’m gonna win ya
I’m gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya
One way, or another, I’m gonna use ya
I’m gonna use ya use ya use ya use ya
One day, maybe next week,
I’m gonna steal ya, I’m gonna steal ya, I’ll steal ya…

I will creep past Baggie’s* frown
And if Sam’s guards are all down
I’ll see you around

One way, or another I’m gonna find ya,
I’m gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya
One way, or another I’m gonna win ya,
I’ll get ya, I’ll get ya
One way, or another, I’m gonna use ya,
I’m gonna steal ya steal ya steal ya steal ya
One day maybe next week, I’m gonna steal ya, I’ll steal ya!

And if Sam’s guards are all down
I’ll follow your tracks to Doom’s spout
See who’s hanging around….

One way or another I ain’t gonna lose ya
Or even give you the slip
Or slip of the hip for another
I ain’t gonna lose ya, I’m gonna trick ya, I’ll trick ya

One way, or another, I ain’t gonna lose ya,
I wanna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
One way, or another, I ain’t gonna lose ya,
Or even give you the slip

I walked down the mountain; stood on the bottom wall
Where I can see it all, find out where you are
Lead you to the Mordor checkout
Specially wrapped, you’ll get lost in the crowd…

One way or another, I wanna get ya, I’ll get ya,
I’ll get ya get ya get ya get ya
One way or another, I wanna get ya,
I’ll get ya, I’ll get ya get ya get ya get ya
One way or another, I wanna get ya,
I’ll get ya, I’ll get ya get ya get ya get ya
One way or another, I wanna get ya,
I’ll get ya, I’ll get ya get ya get ya get ya
One way or another, I wanna get ya,
I’ll get ya, I’ll get ya get ya get ya get ya!!!!

*Gollum splashes the water, only to see Sam’s reflection in the water. “Umm.. We like to sing, preciousss…”*

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