By EthelwulfHanrahan
Parody of "Love Stinks" by J. Geils Band

Nobody loves them
But they only love themselves and service to Sauron
And they love winning battles
They say you just can’t win
And so it goes
Till the day they invade
This thing they call war
They never cry
They have never had the blues
Their odor is so strong you’ll smell them from miles
One thing for sure

(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah
(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah
(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah
(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah

Doesn’t matter how many and side by side they march
Orcs are gonna find you yes it is true
You just can’t hide from them
You’ll hear their war horns
Your nose will pick up their smell
Then the Nazgul will fly on fell beast leading them
Fell beasts gonna soar
We don’t care for anything except defeating them
All we can say is
Orcs stink

(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah
(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah
(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah
(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah

They have been through numerous battles
They have been transformed from Elves to become what they are now
They have been through it all and when Sauron was defeated they were cast away and now their smell is gone, but yet we remember
Orcs stink

(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah
(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah
(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah
(Orcs stink)
Orcs stink yeah yeah

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