By EthelwulfHanrahan
Parody of "Detroit Rock City" by Kiss

I feel tired on this night
Nine o’clock, the fire’s the only light
I hear my fellow soldiers it pulls me through
The scent of Orcs comes on strong, tells me what I gotta do
I got to

(Attack!)
Everybody’s gonna move their feet
(Attack!)
Everybody’s gonna have to fight and get ready to make the Orcs get beat
You gotta lose your mind in Osgiliath Rock City

(Attack!)
Everybody’s gonna move their feet
(Attack!)
Everybody’s gonna have to fight and get ready to make the Orcs get beat

Battling the invading Orcs late, I must defend the city
Ten o’clock and the battle continues
First I battle one Orc, then I battle another Orc
Send the call to battle and I along with my fellow Gondorians fight

(Attack!)
Everybody’s gonna move to defend the city
(Attack!)
Everybody show no pity

Movin’ fast, down to the battle field
Hit top speed but I’m still movin’ much too slow
I feel so good, I’m hoping I will survive
I hear my fellow Gondorians charging into battle
They say

(Attack!)
Everybody’s gonna move to defend the city
(Attack!)
Everybody show no pity

Twelve o’clock, We are still in the battle
There’s a boat ahead, Orcs starin’ at my eyes
Oh my, no time to turn away
I got to fight till my last breath I know I’m gonna die if I don’t!
Why?

(Attack!)
Everybody’s gonna move to defend the city
(Attack!)
Everybody show no pity

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