Gollum:
We schemes all night,
we plots all day,
to find the ring we have to find

Frodo and Sam:
Ain’t it sad?

Gollum:
And still there never seems to be
a single fishy left for us

Frodo and Sam:
That’s too bad!

Gollum:
But in our dreams
we has a plan
if we gets an arachnid
we wouldn’t have to work at all
we’d just take back the precious

Precious, precious, precious
must be funny,
in Sauron’s world
Precious, precious, precious
always sunny,
in Sauron’s world

Goooolluuuuuuuuuuum

All the things we could do
if we had a little precious,
it is Sauron’s world

It is Sauron’s world

Random people:
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Sam:
A ring like that is hard to find

Gollum:
But we can’t gets him off our minds

Frodo and Sam:
Ain’t it sad?

Gollum:
And if we happens to steal it
I bet Samwise would just kill us

Frodo and Sam:
That’s too bad!

Gollum:
So we must leave
we has to go
to Mordor
or Cirith Ungol
and get a spider to kill them
our lives would never be the same

Precious, precious, precious
must be funny
in Sauron’s world
Precious, precious, precious
always sunny
in Sauron’s world

Goolluuuuuuuuuuuumm

All the things we could do
if we had a little precious
it is Sauron’s world

Precious, precious, precious
must be funny
in Sauron’s world
Precious, precious, precious
always sunny
in Sauron’s world

Goolluuuuuuuuuuuum

All the things we could do
if we had a little precious

Frodo and Sam:
It is Sauron’s world

All:
It is Sauron’s world