By IDreamNotSleep
Parody of "Papparazzi" by Lady Gaga

(Frodo singing)
We’re in Mordor
We’re searching around
Got my ring on it’s chain
Need that ring with me
It’s so magical
We’d be so fantastic, oh

Elven cloaks and broaches
Middle-earth fabulous
Not sure what it means
But these memories of us
It don’t have a price
Ready for those flashing flames
‘Cause you know that ring and I-

I’m your biggest fan
I’ll wear you until you serve me
Ring of, Ring of Power
Baby there’s no other ring
You know that I’ll be your-
Ring of, Ring of Power

Promise I’ll be kind
But I won’t stop until that ring is mine
Baby I’ll be famous
Wear you on my finger until you love me
Ring of, Ring of Power

I’ll be your boy backstage at your rule
Velvet capes and swords
Yeah cause you’re my ring in between the sets
Slaughtering and uruk-hai

Shadow is burnt, yellow flames and return
My feet are dry – many teardrops I cry
It don’t have a price
Having you is Cherry Pie
‘Cause you know that ring and I
I’m your biggest fan
I’ll wear you until you serve me
Ring of, Ring of Power
Baby there’s no other ring
You know that I’ll be yourRing of, Ring of Power

Promise I’ll be kind
But I won’t stop until that ring is mine
Baby I’ll be famous
Wear you on my finger until you love me
Ring of, Ring of Power

Real good, We’re walking up Mount Doom
Ow-ow my feet are burning
Don’t stop, for anyone
We’re hobbits but we still have fun

I’m your biggest fan
I’ll wear you until you serve me
Ring of, Ring of Power
Baby there’s no other ring
You know that I’ll be your
Ring of, Ring of Power

Promise I’ll be kind
But I won’t stop until that ring is mine
Baby I’ll be famous
Wear you on my finger until you serve me
Ring of, Ring of Power

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