By Iliana casper
Parody of "Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perri

you know I really want to kill you
but all that’s waiting is regret
and don’t you know I am a because of you
I lost the love I loved the most

learned to live, half alive,
and now I must serve you one more time,

and who do you think you are,
running round giving out rings
collecting us ring wraiths
and gaining back your power

you’re gonna catch on fire
oh wait you all ready are
collecting us ring wraiths
and gaining back your power

I heard you’re asking all around
if Frodo’s anywhere to be found
and now I have to go and find him
to ever have a chance at the ring

and who do you think you are
running round giving out rings
collecting us ring wraiths
and gaining back your power

you’re gonna catch on fire
oh wait, you already are
collecting us ring wraiths
and gaining back your power

it took so long just to feel all right
remember how it felt just to be alive
but you broke all your promises
and now you’re back
I have to serve your stupid eye again

and who do you think you are
running round giving out rings
collecting us ring wraiths
and gaining back your power

you’re gonna catch on fire
oh wait you already are
collecting us ring wraiths
and gaining back your power

who do you think you are

who do you think you are

oh wait I know who you are

you’re a stupid eye named Sauron

what kind of a name is that?

(written from the perspective of the Witch King)

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