By Loslote
Parody of "Santa Claus is coming to town" by Unknown

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Saruman is coming to town
He’s crossing the Ford
And tearing down trees;
Gonna lock up old Lobelia too
Saruman is coming to town
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He has a Palantir he uses
So you’d better run for your life!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Saruman is coming to town
Saruman is coming to town

Print Friendly, PDF & Email