By IDreamNotSleep
Parody of "Joseph's Coat" by Webber Andrew Lloyd

(Sauron)
Saruman, he was quite my favorite guy
I never really saw another all my life
And Saruman was my joy because
He reminded me of…me

(Gandalf)
Through old Saruman, Sauron lived his youth again
Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could, but then
It made the rest feel second best
And even if they were

(Orcs and Uruk-hai)
Being told we’re also-rans
Does not make us Sharku fans

(Gandalf)
But where they had really missed the boat is

(Orcs and Uruk-hai)
We’re great guys but no-one seems to notice

(Gandalf)
Saruman’s charm and winning smile
Failed to slay them in the aisle
And his master couldn’t see the danger
He could not imagine any danger
He just saw in Saruman all his dreams come true

Sayron wanted to show the world he loved his servant
To make it clear that Saruman was the special one
So Sauron convinced his servant to wear
A multi-coloured coat instead

(Orcs and Uruk-hai)
Saruman’s coat was elegant
The cut was fine
The tasteful style was the
Ultimate in good design
And this is why it caught the eye
Morgoth himself would stop and stare

(Gandalf)
And when Saruman tried it on
He knew his white cloak days were gone
(Gandalf, Fellowship, Orcs, and Uruk-hai)
Such a dazzling coat of many colours
How he loved his coat of many colours

(Gandalf)
In a class above the rest
It even went well with his staff
Such a stunning coat of many colours
How he loved his coat of many colours
It was red and yellow and green and
Brown and blue

Saruman’s minions weren’t
Too pleased with what they saw

(Orcs and Uruk-hai)
We had never liked him
All that much before
And now this coat
Has got our goat
We feel life is unfair

(Gandalf and Fellowship)
And when Saruman graced the scene
His minions turned a shade of green
His astounding clothing took the biscuit

(Orcs and Uruk-hai)
Quite the smoothest person in the district

(Saruman)
I look handsome, I look smart
I am a walking work of art
Such a dazzling coat of many colours
How I love my coat of many colours

(Gandalf, Fellowship, Orcs, and Uruk-hai)
It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ocher and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orangeAnd red and yellow and green and brown
Scarlet and black and ocher and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blue

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