By jakalova
Parody of "Straight Outta Compton" by NWA

[Intro: Frodo]
You are now about to witness the strength of Shire knowledge

[Verse 1: Meriadoc]
Straight outta Hobbiton, crazy little hobbit named Merry
From the gang called Hobbits Wit Attitudes
When I’m called off, I gotta sawed off
Swing the slicer and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if you Took with me
The Orcs are gonna have to come and get me
Off yo ass, that’s how I’m going out
For the punk Ringwraiths that’s showing out
Nazgul start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Going off on any Big Folk like that
With a rock, that’s pointed at yo dome
So give it up smooth
Ain’t no telling when I’m down for a jack move
Here’s a murder rap to keep you dancing
With a crime record like Gollum dancin
Sting is the tool
Don’t make me act the Orc-lovin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I’m knocking Nazgul out the box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb Big Folk see clearly
That I’m down with the capital S-H-R
Boy, you can’t mess with me
So when I’m in your neighborhood, you better duck
Cause Meriadoc is crazy as Took
As I leave, believe I’m stomping
But when I come back boy, I’m coming straight outta Hobbiton

Yo Sam


Tell em where you from

[Verse 2: Samwise]
Straight outta Hobbiton, another crazy small Hobbit
More punks I smoke, yo my rep gets bigger
I’m a bad Goblin-killa and you know this
But the lazy old Nazgul don’t show this
But I don’t give a fish, I’mma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jacking or craps
Just like burglary, the definition is jacking
And when illegally armed it’s called packing
Stab a orc-lover in a minute
I find a good piece of lembas and go eat it
So if you’re at a show in the front row
I’mma call you a Goblin or dirty Nazgul
You’ll probably get mad like a Goblin is supposed to
But that shows me, you’re composed to
A crazy little Hobbit from the street
Attitude legit cause I’m tearing up gardens
MC Sam controls the archer-matic
For any dumb Uruk that starts static
Not the right hand cause I’m the hand itself
Every time I pull a elven blade off the shelf
The security is maximum and that’s a law
S-A-M spells Sam but I’m raw
See, cause I’m the only Hobbit villain
The definition is clear, you’re the witness of a killing
That’s taking place without a clue
And once you’re on the field, your armor is through
Look, you might take it as a tip
But a Hobbit like Sam is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Hobbiton

Pip is his name and the boy is coming

[Verse 3: Eazy E]
Straight outta Hobbiton
Is a brother that’ll smother your mother
And make your sister think I love her
Dangerous little Hobbit raising hell
And if I ever get caught, I might bail
See I don’t give a ‘shroom, that’s the problem
I see a big dumb orc, I don’t dodge him
But I’m smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it’s kinda funny, the attitude showing a Uruk running
But don’t know where in Mordor he’s going, just rolling
Looking for the one they call Pip
But here’s a flash, they never seize me
Never seen like a shadow in the dark
Except when I unload
You see I’ll get over the hesitation
And hear the scream of the one who got the blade penetration
Give a little gust of wind and I’m jetting
But leave a memory no one’ll be forgetting
So what about the Goblin who got shot, leave her
You think I give a ‘shroom about a Goblin, I ain’t a sucker
This is an autobiography of the P
And if you ever Took with me
You’ll get taken by a stupid dope brother who will smother
Word to the Darklord
Straight outta Hobbiton

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