By aranelthedude
Parody of "Drops of Jupiter" by Train

Now that she’s back in Doriath here
With Tears of Melian in her hair
She dances like Nessa, and her face is the same
Reminds me these are the winds of Change
Hey-ey-ey-hey
Since the return of her stay with her Dad
She’s now a mortal and I kinda feel bad
Hey-ey-ey-hey,
Hey-ey-ey-hey

But tell me,
Am I really worthy of your love?
Is it really Beren that you want
To live your mortal life with?
And are you honest that the elf ships make you sick?
And tell me
Is falling for a mortal the best thing?
Really when you see our portrait
And you see me
And looking at yourself with me

Now that she’s back from her little vacation
Telling her parent’s of her decision
Hey-ey-ey-hey,
She packs her suitcase and she asks me ‘so?’
Telling me it’s our time to go
Hey-ey-ey-hey,
Now that she’s back from her little vacation
I’m afraid that she might think of me as:
Mortal Beren who’s got nothing better to do than go chasing
After elven maidens just like you

But tell me,
Am I really worthy of your love?
Is it really Beren that you want
To live your mortal life with?
And are you honest that the elf ships make you sick?
And tell me
Is falling for a mortal the best thing?
Really when you see our portrait
And you see me
And looking at yourself with me

Can you imagine
We’re running away
I always will be sticking up for you
‘Cause that Morgoth’s got it wrong
Can you imagine our
First dance Elven romance
Filled with Quenya conversation
The best piece of Lembas that you ever had is me

And tell me
Did Angband steal you off your feet
Did you really get to sing in his halls to Morgoth
And Make him sleep
And tell me, Did you sail with Eärendil
Did you manage to hold a Silmaril?
And see the elves had made mistakes
And that Sauron was a really bad guy
And tell me, Why did you fall for the Mortal man
It’s me, the one named Beren
And then you see me giving immortality
I see you’re always looking for me out there

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