In the Shire with my hobbits
Tryin’ to get a little V.I.
Keep it down on the low key
But you know how it feels
I saw this shorty, he was checkin’ up on me
From the way he was jumpin’ up and down
You knew he was under 4 feet
Still we decided to chill

He was sayin’ “Come with me!”
He had me feelin’ like I was 6 feet tall (Oh!)
The One Ring, it got heavy
So Sam got up, followed Frodo out the hole
He said, “Come on, let’s go”
What I told ya, I said,

YEAH! YEAH! Hobbits got down so they could get rid of the One Ring
YEAH! YEAH! Never could catch up; their feet were too hairy
YEAH! YEAH! Merry and Pippin knew they were getting hungry
YEAH! YEAH! Next thing Pip knew, Strider’d hit him with an apple saying
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! (2x)

The Ring’s all up in his head now
Got Frodo thinkin’ that it might be a good idea
To take Smèagol with them
Sam thought that was stupid
What about Pip and Merry now?
From a 1 to 10
Treebeard was a 20-
HIS HEIGHT IN STOREYS! (HEY!)

Well they don’t know, should Frodo take a chance
Let Gollum be their lead
But Sam did know, that the way he dance
Made Smèagol look a lunatic
The way he shouted “GO!”
At himself showed he was schizophrenic
But Frodo said, “One more chance!”
Gollum said “YEAH! I’m gonna get you outta here!”
So I said

YEAH! YEAH! Only Samwise knew that Gollum was a baddie
YEAH! YEAH! He tried to tell Frodo, but he just snubbed him
YEAH! YEAH! Gollum called Samwise, a stupid, FAT hobbit
YEAH! YEAH! Next thing Sam knew, a spider had stung Frodo sayin’
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! (2x)

(RAP PART)
Watch out! Shelob’s got a nasty sting
In her bum, and it’s a really painful thing
OUCH! To get stung then be saved for sup
Kinda like what happened to Frodo up on Weathertop
Forget Frodo and Sam, what about the other 2?
Pip said, “No, Merry, I’m going to look after you.”
But tell them they’re in love and they’ll say you’re whacked
Coz you see they’re out together, but not really like THAT!
They left the Shire, headed for Mordor
But one ended up in Rohan, the other in Gondor
WOW! How you like them now, see’em standing over there lookin’ like a boy band
Let’s drink, they the ones to please
Meriadoc fills the cups just like these
Saruman, Sauron’s Whore, everyone wanted dead
Pip and Merry took him on, but Worm killed him in the end sayin’

YEAH! YEAH! The 4 Hobbits were heroes of the Shire
YEAH! YEAH! As well as in Gondor, Rohan and all of Middle-Earth
YEAH! YEAH! Stupid Isildur, if he’d thrown the Ring in the Crack then
YEAH! YEAH! None of this would have had to happen, sing it!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! (2x)

Take that! Rewind it back! Samwise got the butt that make your booty go CLAP!
Take that! Rewind it back! Frodo got the ring that made him and Gollum go WHACKED!
Take that! Rewind it back! Meriadoc got the sword that made Eowyn go AAAH!
Take that! Rewind it back! Pippin sang with a voice that made his fangirls go THUD!