By AraneloLorien
Parody of "(Let me be) Your Teddy Bear" by Elvis Presley

Baby let me be,
your lovin’ Troll Bear
Put a chain around my neck,
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your troll bear.

I don’t wanna be a warg
Cause wargs play too rough
I don’t wanna be a Nazgul
‘Cause Nazgul’s ain’t the kind
you love enough.

Just wanna be, your Troll Bear
Put a chain around my neck
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your troll bear.

Baby let me be, around you every night
Run your fingers through my hair,
And cuddle me real tight
Oh let me be
Your troll bear.

I don’t wanna be a warg
Cause wargs play too rough
I don’t wanna be a Nazgul
‘Cause Nazgul’s ain’t the kind
you love enough.

Just wanna be, your Troll Bear
Put a chain around my neck
and lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your troll bear.

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