Frodo: Walk, walk, walk your feet,
Straight up the stairs.
I don’t care if I die in Mordor,
But I’m gonna make it there.

Sam : Cry, cry, sit and cry,
‘Cause Frodo was a jerk.
I offered to help him out a bit,
But that really didn’t work.

Merry: Ride, ride, ride off,
Ride off to war.
I offered Rohan all my might,
Without the blood or gore.

Pippin: I’m really, really, really stupid.
Stupid as can be.
I’m so stupid that Gandalf is,
Really mad at me.