By WhiteWarg
Parody of "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO

FRODO: Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, Sam looks at me, this Shire-raised guy
I have hairy feet, walking on the street standing over three feet, yeah
This is how I roll, mithril mail shirt, I survived a troll,
It’s Legolas with his arrows and bow,
The Light of Eärendil got the glow

Ah… Man, look at this Hobbit [x3]
Ah… I work out
Ah… Man, look at this Hobbit [x3]
Ah… I work out

When I walk into Mordor, this is what I see
Sauron’s Great Eye is staring at me
I got a ring around my neck and I ain’t afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it

I’m Frodo and I know it [x2]

PIPPIN: Yeah
When I’m in the Shire, I accidentally set tents on fire
And when I’m with Merry, we’re sitting on a field of victory (what)
This is how I roll, smoking pipeweed, I’m a hyper soul
We headed to the inn, Merry ordered a whole pint
Said Frodo’s name, we almost had a fight (watch)

Ah… Man, look at this Hobbit [x3]
Ah… I work out
Ah… Man, look at this Hobbit [x3]
Ah… I work out

When I’m in the Green Dragon, this is what I see
All the other Hobbits are staring at me
I got a mug of ale in my hands and I ain’t afraid to drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it

I’m Pippin and I know it [x2]

ALL: We’re Hobbits and we know it…

Check it out [x2]
SMÉAGOL/GOLLUM: Gollum, Gollum, Gollum, Gollum, Gollum yeah [x3]
Gollum, Gollum, Gollum, Gollum, Gollum yeah, yeah
We says, “Gollum,” Man [x2]
Yeah
We’re Gollum and we knows it

ALL: Ah… Man, look at this Hobbit [x3]
Ah… I work out
Ah… Man, look at this Hobbit [x3]
Ah… I work out

Yeah we’re Hobbits and we know it!

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