Y’Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hobbit
By Eruhir
Parody of "Y'Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley
Y’Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hobbit,
Eatin’ All the Time!
Y’Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hobbit,
Eatin’ All the Time!
Y’Ain’t Never fought Middle-earth,
And Y’Ain’t No Friend O’ Mine!
They said you was skinny,
but that was just a lie!
They said your toes weren’t hairy,
But That Was Just a lie!
Y’Ain’t Never fought Middle-earth,
And Y’Ain’t No Friend O’ Mine!
Y’Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hobbit,
Eatin’ All the Time!
Y’Ain’t Nothin’ But a Hobbit,
Eatin’ All the Time!
Y’Ain’t Never fought Middle-earth,
And Y’Ain’t No Friend O’ Mine!
