By Melian_the_Ranger
Parody of "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" by The Offspring

In the days of yore
In the shadows of Mordor
On his throne sat a Dark Lord
Scheming chaos and discord
Now look up to the sky
‘Cause there’s a red all-seeing eye
Flaming atop Barad-Dur
You know what it longs for

Now fight, Hobbit, fight
You’ve got to make things right
For Sauron always knew
That the One was held by you

And now you’ll stake your life
Bear burden and strife
All for one thing
Destruction of the Ring

Up the mountainside
In an orc disguise
Stab him center in the eye
Stab him center in the eye
Overcome desire
Cast it in the the fire
Darkness overtakes the sky
But the Dark Lord’s end is nigh

Running out of time
Your destination now in sight
Finding a path in this dark land
Decisions left to you
The Black Gate is open
All things now lead into their end
And if the ring falls in his hands
Well, it’s all because of you

Now fight, Hobbit, fight
You’ve got to make things right
For Sauron always knew
That the One was held by you

And now you’ll risk your life
Bear burden and strife
All for one thing
Destruction of the Ring
(Don’t tempt me!)

Up the mountainside
In an orc disguise
Stab him center in the eye
Stab him center in the eye
Overcome desire
Cast it in the the fire
Darkness overtakes the sky
But the Dark Lord’s end is nigh

Now fight, Hobbit, fight
Yeah, you’ve got to make things right
For Sauron always knew
That the One was held by you

So fight, Hobbits, fight
The end is now in sight
For the One is held by you

Up the mountainside
In an orc disguise
Stab him center in the eye
Stab him center in the eye
Overcome desire
Cast it in the the fire
Darkness overtakes the sky
But the Dark Lord’s end is nigh

The end of all things
Lord of the Rings
Stab him center in the eye
Stab him center in the eye
Overcome desire
Cast it in the the fire
Darkness overtakes the sky
But the Dark Lord’s end is nigh

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