…runs in a circle screaming like a little girl… SAM AND PIPPIN: It’s just a Chihuahua!!! FRODO: But… it talks!!! CHIHAUHAU: Yo quiero cerveza! HOBBITS: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! The hobbits run away…
…who excels as a scout and in battle. Like his literary counterpart, he is a tireless runner and virtually fearless. Movie-Legolas’ astounding elven abilities are emphasized and showcased in events…
…But I need a break, and now I’m done being a red book writer Red book writer Red book writer, writer, writer Red book writer (red book writer) Red book…
…camera. “Well, that’s all for the first episode of The Bachelorette. Join us next week for–” But the camera went black just after a Chase appeared and sped towards Aragorn….
…heavy and he fell into a deep sleep. ******* The next week Sam sat in the study at FrodoÂ’s desk with BilboÂ’s book. Sam opened the book and took a…
…and pulled his hood up over his head. “Um, Aragorn?” “King—” “King Aragorn,” Eowyn sighed. “ShouldnÂ’t we be heading back now?” “Back?” The Ranger raised his eyebrows. “Why?” “We need…
…astonished hobbits are celebrated for a day in a party arranged for them and they are treated as heroes by their friends and also other people. Then they go to…
…Lord and Lady. The gifts in the book were: – Aragorn – a sheath for Anduril and the Elfstone – Boromir – a belt of gold – Merry – a…
…through a huge open gate and Shagrat and Gorbag are about to. Sam hears a horrendous commotion of voices, horns, and gongs. He readies Sting for attack; he yells but…
…(as said above, a patriarchal society where a glorious death in battle is the highest conceivable achievement) and a fierce passion she hides under a stern exterior. It seems the…