The Fellowship (and some) Road Trip (in Fanfiction)
…to play it. Legolas slowly read the title, “Blow Aragorn’s head off of Middle Earth and win 7,000 tickets.” “I want tickets!” said Legolas. Eomer dragged Legolas away. “We have…
…to play it. Legolas slowly read the title, “Blow Aragorn’s head off of Middle Earth and win 7,000 tickets.” “I want tickets!” said Legolas. Eomer dragged Legolas away. “We have…
…was hoping you wouldn’t notice that. Arwen: How many cheap copies of this ring have you made! Gandalf: To be exact, four hundred and twenty-one- Aragorn: Gandaaaalf! Please! Arwen: You…
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…
…Fraudo hanging around a cheap looking plastic statue of a hand. Fraudo noticed Broomier and immediately threw himself on the ground and began writhing. “HE KNOWS I HAVE IT!” Fraudo…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…Sekihoutai and Captain Sagara, setting them up to be a false imperial army. It was how he came to the belief that words were cheap and worth nothing. Back then,…
…are, yesss precioussss. Many stepsssss. Frodo: Hooray! Ooh, look at that tower over there… Sam: Come ON Frodo, you go first… Frodo: Okay. Hmm. This is quite a small gap….
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…eyes and small hands. He constantly wore a piece of mouldy old cheesecake that had belonged to his parents, and he enjoyed breakdancing. “Speech, Bimbo! Speech!” Bimbo Naggings got up…
…over a torch onto a small tent. “AIIEEE!” screamed Wimpy running out of the small tent and into a rock, knocking himself out. “Hee hee!” said Legless taking gleeful notice…